TONIGHT

WE DANCE

I COULD HAVE DANCED ALL NIGHT

I COULD
H
AVE DANCED ALL NIGHT

INSERT MORE ROMANTIC WORDS
HERE THAT I DON'T EVEN KINOOOOOOOWWWWW

WHO
WOULD
LIKE
TO
RIDE
EVA



COW

COME ON COME ON COME ON

LADY???????????????????? FNDSLJGHDLSKJGLDSKJGS ICHII
ICHHIIIII

HAY
LET'S DIG A HOLE TO CHINA

does that work here?

DOESN'T MATTER

LET'S DO IT, STRAWBERRY

OH LORD JESUS HALP

I BEEN DONE HIT SON

TELL THE DOCTORS TO GET THEIR DIRTY PAWS OFF ME

I'M A HUMAN!!!! NOT A CADAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!11!

OH MY GOD

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

This is someone who has to claim him as the reason she's even existing. Unfortunately.

The retard wrote his password to this thing on his computer monitor at home. No, not on a sticky note, but in permanent marker on his monitor. Yeah, now we know where Ichigo gets it from.

Here, have this, and no, I don't intend to cut it:



I have the feeling I should be doing something, in these drastic times of need. Like getting him out of jail, since he was buddies with that dean guy. But I don't think he's actually asked for it, so instead, I'm going to go away now.

[[ PHONE POST TO NETWORK ]]

[[ MADE AT 7:37 PM FROM THE MAYRA REGION JAIL ]]

KARIN?!?! YUZU--

OH MY GOD

HELP DADDY

PLEASE

OH GOD THEY KEEP LOOKING AT ME AND THE POLICE TOUCHED DADDY AND MADE HIM BLOW INTO A BALLOON AND THAT'S NO FUN UNLESS I CAN MAKE IT SQUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAK OR LET IT HIT ICHIGO IN THE FA--

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT DON'T LET THEM COME NEAR ME

OH MY GOD AND SOMEONE IN THE CELL THAT I WAS IN TOUCHED DADDY IN A BAD PLACE THAT WAS ALREADY DIRTY BECAUSE OF THE POLICECOPS WITH THE GLOVES AND THE LOTION ARRRRUUUUGH

THAT'S OKAY THOUGHT BECAUSE DADDY'S STRONG

YOU NEED TO FIND INSTRUCTOR URAHARA AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS CANDYHAT TOOSH DOWN HERE AND BUILD ME A CASE BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER ABUSE MY CHILDREN

I LOVE MY CHILDREN THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND EVERYTHING THAT'S DONE IS FOR THEIR BENIFIT AS ANY GOOD FATHER SHOULD DO

I AM THE PATRIARCH AND ICHIGO DOES NOT RESPECT DADDY BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO STICK US IN ANGER MANAGEMENT TOGETHER I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY STRAWBERRY AND I WILL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BE NICE LIKE A LITTLE FREAKING FAIRY OR ELSE THEY'LL PUT ME ON MEDICATION AND THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT

OH GOD

NO

DON'T I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN WITH THE HILLBILLIES PLEASE THEY TRY TO STEAL MY TEETH AND MY MANLY PARTS

KARIN

YUZU

AVENGE ME SHOULD I DIE AT THE HANDS OF CRAZY HILLPEOPLE WHEN THEY ASPHYXIATE ME WITH THEIR LONGJOHNS WHILE THE PATROLLING POLICECOP IS AWAY

OH GOD NO


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Looks like daddy has to do a little suttin' suttin'.

8D~

WHY IS THAT MAN WEARING HEELS, MOMMY?!

FAIRY!

WHY WILL YOU NOT ANSWER ME WHEN I 901NORA AT YOU

i wanna ride in the wambulance ;~;

I HAVE A PORSCHE

:o!

EVA COW IS ON THE CASE

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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FIRMA: _______________________________

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It's subtle.

Like a silent fart.

@.@

TICKLE-BEAR~~~~~~~~~~~

I was wondering when he'd show up.

i have to pee

;;

THIS ICON IS OF MY BRAND NEW COW

HER NAME EVA

:)

WHERE CAN I FIND A COW

TELL ME NOW

GHOST GOES WHERE

GO GO LADY RANGER

WOOT WOOT

;-;

Don Kanonji is coming~~~~~~~ HERE

TO DESAI

YUZU AND KARIN AND ICHIGO WILL HAVE TO COME WITH DADDY SO WE CAN GO SEE

{;-:} It's true, I heard it on TV. :o